Twitter and Facebook posts will claim that someone saw a guy in a Biden shirt stuffing a ballot box in Florida. “The Democrats STOLE the election!” they will say.
Counter-intuitive, right? What could be better for Russia than another four years of Trump destroying democracy?Īs soon as Biden wins-and I do think he’ll win-those same bots will be reprogrammed to fire up Trump’s second amendment base. Which brings me to my latest conspiracy theory: In this election, Putin and his droves of Russian bots aren’t trying to elect Trump, they’re working for Biden. What could be a better story than heroic Americans taking their fate into their own hands? The Bush administration quickly and correctly realized that America needed at least one win on that day. Since September 12, 2001, I’ve believed that Flight 93 crashed into a field outside of Shanksville, Pennsylvania not because the passengers revolted against the hijackers, but because the United States military shot the plane down. Man, we didn’t have cool places like that to walk to when I lived there.Ĭonspiracy theories, here’s one I buy. It wasn’t the absurdity of the story that caught my eye, but the location of Comet Ping Pong. Apparently, Comet Ping Pong was ground-zero for an international child sex-trafficking ring. In 2016, alt-right internet chatter convinced Edgar Welch to burst into Comet Ping Pong, a pizzeria in Washington, DC with guns a-blazing, planning to rescue the children that Hillary Clinton and her cronies locked in the restaurant’s basement. Q now posts on 8chan, and continues to reveal details about this massive conspiracy, and the coming “Storm”-a mass arrest of the thousands of Democrats, world leaders and film-industry professionals that comprise this cabal.Īctually, I followed this story closely when it first broke. The world would be ignorant of this behind-the-scenes battle were it not for “Q.” Q is the poster who broke the story on the now defunct right-wing web platform 4chan. They would have continued ruling the world, were it not for the election of Donald Trump. QAnon, summarized from Wikipedia: There is a worldwide cabal of Satan-worshiping pedophiles who rule the world and control everything. Those QAnon links, I ignored them for months. The only news I read is what I click on from the Washington Post and CNN websites. And my commute takes about five minutes, so I don’t really listen to the news on the radio either. Are you following the news story? I just started last month. Now it’s my turn.ĭo you follow Q? Not follow like an adherent, not one of those people at a Trump rally holding up a QAnon placard above their bright, red MAGA hat. But her blog became a steady stream of posts espousing various conspiracy theories. I counted her as one of my favorite blogging friends. She wrote inventive poetry and gut-wrenching prose about her childhood spent with her physically abusive father. A couple of months ago I unfollowed a blogger. I hope our relationship survives, yours and mine. But you can do the job when you’re in town.Ĩ Later on we’ll conspire, As we dream by the fireRussian bots swarming the internet, intent on disrupting our election He’ll say are you married, we’ll say no man. To face unafraid, the plans that we made, Walkin’ in a winter wonderland.ħ In the meadow we can build a snowman, And pretend that he is Parson Brown.
Later on we’ll conspire, As we dream by the fire. But you can do the job when you’re in town.ĥ Later on we’ll conspire, As we dream by the fire He sings a love song, as we go along, Walkin’ in a winter wonderland.Ĥ In the meadow we can build a snowman, And pretend that he is Parson Brown. Walkin’ in a winter wonderland.ģ Gone away is the blue bird. Sleigh bells ring, are you listenin’? In the lane snow is glistenin’. Presentation on theme: "Winter Wonderland."- Presentation transcript:Ģ Sleigh bells ring, are you listenin’.
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